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About Us
The Doc is a
fantasy sports
addict who is armed with stats, gut instincts, and far too much time spent on injured reserve analysis.
His trusty sidekick is, The Dozy Deliveryman, aka the Courier of Chaos. The Deliveryman will stumble in with half-baked trade proposals, questionable draft strategies, and the kind of tired optimism only found in someone running on candy and gas station coffee. The Dozy Deliveryman’s role is to remind us that fantasy sports is supposed to be fun, ridiculous, and a little bit unhinged
Our vision
Dr. Deep Sleeper and the Dozy Deliveryman are the yin and yang of fantasy sports: one hyper prepared, the other winging it; one overly analytical, the other half-asleep. Between them, they embody what makes fantasy so addicting—skill, luck, overthinking, and dumb luck (with a lot of caffeine).
They’re not here to promise perfection. They’re here to remind you that even in the chaos of drafts, trades, and waiver wire disasters, fantasy sports should make you laugh...or at least not cry.